Awhile a go we had a guest staying with a friendly monster of a dog. The kind that could put his paws on the check in desk and look down on me. Shoulders a wide as mine and he would barely notice if you saddled him out and went for a ride through the Loop. One night I had a drunk guest in the lobby who became startled as the man and gentle giant were exiting the hotel for a nightly walk.
"What the hell was that?"
"Who, them? Just a guest taking his bear out for a night on the town."
"You allow bears here!?"
I couldn't really think of a response to that.