Friday, September 26, 2008

Tension Release

"Hey. Uh, do you know of any, uh, you know. Massage parlors. With the Asian ladies?"


And no. No I don't.

Two hours later a blond in a miniskirt and stiletto heels walked in after telling the valet her driver will be back for her in half an hour. I wonder who she is here for?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Can't Please Everyone

4:15am - friendly drunk girl walks back inside after saying goodbye to a friend

"Hey! What size your your pants?"

"Uh, what? 34 I think."

"Damn. Not 28?"

"Nope. Afraid not."

"Oh well. Goodnight!"

Can't help but wonder how that could have gone.

Friday, September 19, 2008

My Man!

1:15am phone call
Tipsy McBoozer: Hello. I need a wake up call. Earwy.
Me: Ok sir, how early would you like me to call.
TMcB: Earwy.
Me: You got it. What time would that be?
TMcB: Uh................. I'll call you back.

Tipsy McBoozer: Hello. Wake me up earwy.
Me: You got it sir. And what time should we call you?
TMcB: Ok. Call me at 7..............
Me: Call you at 7am. Got...
TMcB: 15! 7:15 and 7:30.
Me: You got it sir, 7:15 and 7:30 am.
TMcB: Got it?
Me: I got it sir. Have a good night.

Tipsy McBoozer: I need to wake up earwy.
Me: No problem, sir. We have you down for a wake up call at 7:15 and 7:30am.
TMcB: Earwyer.
Me: Earlier, you got it. What time can I change that too?
TMcB: ................ I'll call you back.

Me: Good morning again.
TMcB: Wake me up earwy.
Me: Not a problem. What time?
TMcB: 7:00 and 7:30.
Me: Ok, 7:00 and 7:30am. You got it.
TMcB: You gonna wake me up?
Me: You bet we are! 7 and 7:30.
TMcB: My man!