Last week we had a charming elderly French couple check in. Well, charming if not a bit racist.
The gentleman went to the concierge and requested for him to arrange a manicure for his wife. But they had a couple conditions.
1) She must not be Asian
2) She must be polite
3) She must speak English
"Sorry sir, I don't think we can arrange that. How does one out of three sound?"
Also, I have a tip for people looking for more gainful employment in these hard economic times. When you are drunkenly escorted out of a hotel at 4:30 in the morning due to noise complaints from a room party, it is not the best time to try to stop and apply for a job. Feel free to call us later at a more decent hour so we cant smell the vodka on your breath.
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