"Hey, how do you get to the Russian Division section of Chicago?"
"The Russian Division? You mean Ukrainian Village?"
"No, that's not it. We're looking for the street with all the Russian dance clubs. Our cab driver told us that's where we should go to pick up girls."
"The Russian Divis.....Oh, wait! You mean Rush AND Division."
If you don't know Chicago, you may have to trust me that this is pretty funny.