"Hey. Where's your bar?"
"Sorry sir, it's closed for the evening, but you can try the Irish pub across the street."
"Are there any gay dudes there?"
(oh brother) "Wouldn't know, sir. Could be."
"There were some at the last bar we were at. Don't get me wrong, they weren't too bad, but they were hitting on my wife."
"Well, I guess they sometimes do... wait, what?"