Good morning and welcome back to the hotel. Did you have a good night out?
Hi. Yup. Want a Funyun?
Hmmmmm, yes. As a matter of fact I do.
Funyuns are fucking good.
Yes, sir. Yes they are.
On August 4th, 2007 I got "promoted" to a weekend night auditor/night manager position at a four star Chicago hotel from 10:30pm to 7am on Saturday and Sunday nights. These are my stories.